Logo

What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:33

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

China Auto Body Slams ‘Vicious Competition’ After BYD Price Cuts - Bloomberg

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dementia: Switching to MIND diet even later in life can lower risk - Medical News Today

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

Meta pauses mobile port tracking tech on Android after researchers cry foul - theregister.com

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Patriots decline to say whether Stefon Diggs has passed key physical in contract - NBC Sports

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

USMNT vs. Türkiye: Starting XI & Lineup Notes - US Soccer

Dr No

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Pacific sediment cores unlock millions of years of climate history - Earth.com

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Meta Ray-Ban Glasses are at their Lowest Price Ever: Deal of the Day - NBC News

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Vice President JD Vance Weighs in on Trey Hendrickson's Future, Contract Talks With Cincinnati Bengals - Sports Illustrated